To Do or Not to Do !!!

I am one of those sad people who hates the notion of holding a pen.. It looks pretty cool when I say that I am totally out to kill the guy who invented pen but as a side effect of this I always keep forgetting things..one of my friends has a to-do list for everything that he plan on doing (and even not to-do list for all the things he does not plan on doing). 

Yesterday I was telling my friend about all the things I would do if I had the time and money. 

He replied: "I bet you will forget all about them once you are at a stage in life when you can actually do them."

Of course, a man would never accept it, when told that he will forget his dreams.. . So I made a bet with him that I would make a To-Do list in my blog and if by the time I am 50 I had achieved atleast 50% of it... he would help me fulfill one more or I will change the banner of my Blog to "I am a Douchebag"  (seems like an arbitrage to me).

So here I go shooting off about all the things that I want to do before my hairs turn grey and my bones become brittle....

1) Kick ass with a Katana..

2) See the earth from Space...

3) Attend a HUGE Rock Concert and get in a drunken fight

4) Bugee Jumping, Aero Diving and Deep sea Diving

5) Learn how to Fly a plane..

6) Stay in Antartica for a week..

7) Learn to play Lead Guitar (I mean real finger shredding stuff)

8) Watch Nirbhay sing and play guitar on a stage (once is never enough)

9) Play bass on stage with my band...with a Dude singer...soulful guitarist..musically gifted Drummer...and a shitty Bassist

10) Play CS once more with rEd cLan (against the legendary SoS if possible or against the more legendary Black Clan)

11) Go to a some exotic place with Bourgeois (although I am sure I neither have the charisma to make it possible nor am I loved enough to be able to persuade them to come guess I will just hope that they decide to do it themselves)..

12) Beat someone up real bad

13) Travel in a submarine

14) Own a Ferrari..

15) Play football in Stamford Bridge

16) Go on a fishing trip in pacific ocean

I guess that sums up all of it...

maybe some years from now I might lose all of my drive and wishes ....maybe some years from now I might end up as a vegetable waiting for the time when it gets plucked, fried, eaten and thrown away as shit.....but even then I promise that I would still end up fertilising new plants....

But before I do the above I still wanna get thru all of these wishes ...if I am not able to strike out a half of them ...maybe then I deserve to be called a douchebag