Friday, March 27, 2009

of flying and crying

"You must be fertilizing the flowers if you are not learning"

Things I learned in last 3 hours:...

1) If you board a flight with a upset stomach your flight jump more than you can digest..

2) If your flight is jumping the infant sitting next to you would try to outjump the flight

3) In a jumpy flight where you think that nothing more can go wrong....the all too tiny child sitting next to you would start crying with his HUGE mouth to show you that u shud still thank god for all the things tht are still rite..

4) If you raise the volume on your headphone the child would also raise his volume propotionately..

5) If you somehow succeed in out-voluming the child on your headphone..pilot would intervene with his announcements to rebalance the equilibruim.

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