The Great Art of trying to write Blogs

How does anybody start his first blog.............???
Let me re frame my question....how do I start my first blog.....??? I think it should start with a statuary warning that it is a blog of a perfectly common guy so if you are expecting something sensational you better be looking at someplace like CNN or MTV or better check out Anousheh Ansari's blogs. I don't think I can write anything like that...or even remotely like that......but what I can always do is write about me and my life( although that does make me look like an egoist but what can a hopeless person like me do in the face of thousands of people thousands of times more resourceful than him??). Well there is something more that I can do like talking about these resourceful people but I think thats what the whole world is doing(and in fact I am doing right now)....or I could just denounce it all and chart an hitherto uncharted territory( although I am still in the process of finding one). I think that my first blog should act like a trailer of whats in store for the future..(of course considering that somebody WOULD care to read it)....so what do you people get from the content up to now( I doubt its nothing but a stupid monologue). Whatever I can always console myself by reminding myself that I am writing this blog for myself.....but if that is the case then why am I writing it at all......of course everybody wants critical acclaim...(considering that some critic is gonna read my blog ). Till now all I could make out from my blog is that I am trying to explore newer horizons to bore the living hell out of the few people who ARE going to actually read this blog. So I think I should just cut the crap and sign off for now and come back sometime later till when I try to find some newer ways to increase the amount of CRAP my next blog is gonna contain.